Well my followers or should I say Abi. I have given some more thought to my cult and I can see to get more followers I am going to have add a little something to the pot. So after some serious thought I have a few goodies for you all.
1. I will call you all "My Blossoms" now what could be better than that.
2. The first 10 followers will get wait for it a mattress to sleep on.
3. There will 10 level in the cult I will be level 11
4. And when you get to level 5 you can go to the outside and give out home grown fruit and try and get new followers. Places like train stations, airports and uni's of course.
5. Once you get to level 8 you get your own little mini group to boss around.
And although I will be the only one at level 11 it's worth trying to get to 10 as like any good cult I will become as more and more mad and I will probably develop a very bad cocaine habit so at some stage you could have a take over. And by that stage there should be a helicopter, cash, loyal followers and my left over cocaine. There will be lots to keep the followers or should I say My Blossoms busy as we will have Organic gardens however we all know going Organic is way to hard so at night I will stray the field's with good old fashion sprays. No one will know. And there will be tunnels that need to be dug as one day the cops will come to and we will need a fast getaway. I will have the chopper and all those on level 10 get to come in the chopper with me.
Now all I need is some land or a small township. So put the word out and it will have to be free as I don't actually want to spend any of my money. So start selling up your stuff and just send me your money I take Visa as well my goal is $100,000 in the first week. Well I am very excited about this now all I need is a name for my cult.............................................National, Labour, New Zealand First, Act no not quite right................ Highlanders, Crusaders, Blues no not feeling those ones. It's just not coming to me tonight.
Right all that's enough of that now. I have decided that I will post a blog once a week on a Sunday evening. I am really looking forward to writting about my mother but not right now. I think next week I shall write about .............doesn't really matter what I say today by the time I post it, it may be something else so let just say wait and see.
On closing from from first blog I woke up Tue morning and felt really good and really happy with what I had e-mailed and what I had written last Sunday. It was upsetting but it was good to get it all out and what great friends I have. Thank you all for your really kind e-mails and calls I am good.
Till next time
Warrior Girl
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